This is a tigerfish. They are not particularly renowned for their flavor or texture, but consuming them becomes a hot ticket when they happen to be a rare golden-colored fish as featured above. Culturally speaking, the golden tigerfish is served with a complimentary side of Good Luck and Wealth, which not even the most illustrious meat pie can claim. The value of this fish comes in at approximately $75,000. It may seem a bit over-inflated, but remember that no one is going to have to dump gold leaf on it, which really makes it cost-effective.
A portion of this fortune-granting ichthyoid would cost approximately $1,651.30. When you're tipping against that cost, don't forget to factor in the irony surcharge that also comes with it.
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